“I hate Valentine’s Day. Don’t get me anything. Seriously.” -Girlfriend, 2 weeks ago.
“You’re a fucking bullshitter and I know it, but I’m going to take this opportunity to not worry about making you anything because I can’t devote energy to it.” - My thoughts, 2 weeks ago.
“Oh, I know what I’m getting you for Valentine’s Day, by the way.” - Girlfriend, today.
“God Damn It, You Liar!” - My thoughts, today.