December 2010
E-Mail From My Mom-Romance Novel in 2010
He grasped me firmly but gently just above my elbow and guided me into a room, his room. Then he quietly shut the door and we were alone. He approached me soundlessly, from behind, and spoke in a low, reassuring voice close to my ear. “Just relax.”
Without warning he reached down and I felt his strong, calloused hands start at my ankles, gently probing, and moving upward along my...
yimmyayo:
The Black Keys - She’s Gone
As much as I love yimmyayo, the title of the song is “She’s Long Gone”
Tsk tsk tsk
Getting Fingered at a School Assembly
mybiggestregretever:
My biggest regret ever is getting fingered at a school assembly last year.
[Female, 15]
WOW WHAT!?
This tumblog is ridonculous
“I’ve been making a list of the things they don’t teach you at school. They don’t...”
– ~ Neil Gaiman (via gatekeeper)
“When we win, it was because of me, and when we lose, it was all his fault. But...”
– Miracle at Oxford (via thedishonesttruth)
All I Can Hope
It doesn’t snow so much that I can’t see my girlfriend tomorrow. Also, if I can see her, that when it comes time for me to drive her home I can’t because of the roads and she has to spend the night.
Quite a longshot
What I Got For Christmas
A bunch of DVDs, an ab-roller, a jump rope, a work out mat, some rowing attire, and a pair of rowing flip flops.
Why, YES, I am a collegiate rower majoring in film and media studies. How could you have guessed!?
Most importantly, I got to spend time with my family, my friends, and my amazing girlfriend over the Christmas break after being away in California for months. That’s the greatest...
Merry Christmas Eve
Roll Tide
Watchazizisbored:
Enrique Iglesias - Tonight I’m Fucking You
This is how I imagine Enrique emailing his director the idea for this incredible video:
Ok, so the song is called ‘Tonight I’m Fucking You’ so I thought in the video I could just be fucking a lot. What I’m thinking is, the video starts and I’m in a nightclub… I see this really hot girl and right before I sing the chorus where I go...
“Results from a 40-year longitudinal study of women aged 18-64 suggest MBT shoes...”
– Merlin Mann (via putthison)
