February 2010
January 2010
That’s what’s so great about blogs. You don’t have to be published. You can just...
– Eric Powell, Julie & Julia (via movieoftheday)
The Daily What →
Pee Wee Herman and the Ipad
The Daily What →
Epic
The Gang Gets Whacked Part 1
Charlie: We've got a bucket of nose clams, fresh from the sea. Sweet delicious nose clams that are looking for a home, if you follow me.
Guy: No, I don't follow you. I don't know what the hell you're talking about…
Charlie: These are the kind of nose clams that make you want to dance the night away.
Guy: I don't get what the hell you're talking about...
Charlie: All right, these are the kind of nose clams that you crush up into a line of white powder, and you snort them up through your nose, and they make you high. You use a dollar bill or a straw to do it, they come from Colombia, they're illegal, and they rhyme with propane.
Guy: So you want to sell me cocaine, why didn't you just come out and say it?
Complaint #568
whitewhine:
If one more person “suggests I become a fan” of something on facebook I’m unfriending them!
-Whine by Mary
Come on, Move This
1024 Characters
To my “secret admirer”, 1024 is the limited amount of characters most likely because of bits and how computer technology works. 64, 128, 256, and up, 512, 1024. Remember the Nintendo 64? 64 was the amount of bits. As technology gets better, it increases in multiples instead of simply increasing. It’s more in depth, but that’s pretty much it.
Oh, and sorry, but you...